Abba, Please Don’t Tell Us About Day Six
God worked six days and rested on the seventh. A gentle satire on why the five-day week isn’t sacred, and what the Sabbath is actually for.
Encouragement
For the days when you need a reminder that God sees you, He hasn’t forgotten you, and the waiting is not wasted. Scripture-backed words to hold onto when life feels heavy or uncertain.
Priscilla and Aquila: An Open Door and a Table to Meet At
Priscilla and Aquila turned their home into a church in three cities. A look at biblical hospitality, tentmaking, and why the early church met around a table.
Whose Job Was It, Anyway?
A satirical lost and found report on the things nobody picked up, from sign-up sheets to mantles. Whose job was it? Elisha knew. 2 Kings 2:13.
Abba, We Tried to Hide Our Light Under a Bushel, but It Keeps Getting Out
A satirical look at what happens when Christians try to hide their light under a bushel, and why the lamp keeps getting out. Matthew 5:15.
Abba, Spend Me
When a businessman wants to acquire something, he spends dollars. When God wants to acquire something, He spends a man”. Or a woman.
The Questions I’m Saving Up to Ask God
What would you ask God in heaven? From Lucifer and Hebrews to bunny teeth and belly fat, here’s my running list of questions I’m saving up to ask Abba.
Hineni, Abba. Send Me. (With Some Details, and a Plus One.)
A satirical, practical take on praying “Hineni, send me” to God. Maps, budgets, a dentist appointment, and a request to be sent with a spouse. Ecclesiastes 4:12.
Abba, We Heard You The First Time About Resting
CAUTION: We said we’d rest. We lied. A satirical (and slightly convicting) look at why Sabbath is the commandment we’re worst at keeping.
God Says: “You’re Not Powerful Enough to Cancel the Plans I Have for You”
Cancel culture has met its match. A satirical (but scripture-backed) reminder that no one — not even you on your worst day — can disannul what God has purposed.
Abraham and Jephthah: A Test God Asked For vs. a Vow He Never Wanted
Abraham’s near-sacrifice of Isaac was a test from God. Jephthah’s vow to sacrifice his daughter wasn’t. Here’s the crucial difference, and why it matters.
Psalms Bible Jokes — Harps, Hallelujahs, and Holy Humour
Psalms is different from most of the other books in this series. It isn’t one story but 150 songs, prayers, and poems written over hundreds of years. These clean, family-friendly jokes lean into …
📖 Abby’s Hearth Bible 18 Challenge #2: Famous Bible People
Can you identify the Bible’s most famous people? Test your knowledge with 18 multiple-choice questions, detailed answers, and Scripture-based explanations in Abby’s Hearth Bible 18 Challenge #2.
Babylonian Court Stunned as Interns Who Only Ate Vegetables for 10 Days Look Better Than Everyone on the King’s Meal Plan
Daniel swapped the king’s rich food for pulse and water — and out-glowed the whole court. A satirical take on Daniel 1, plus real Daniel Fast recipes to try.
Matthew Bible Jokes — From Tax Booth to Great Commission
Looking for funny Matthew jokes? Enjoy these clean Bible jokes inspired by Jesus, Matthew, the disciples, the Sermon on the Mount, parables, and the Gospel of Matthew.
30 Judges Bible Jokes: Samson, Gideon & More
The Book of Judges is full of unlikely heroes — a man chosen by God to lead an army with only 300 men, a woman who led when no one else would, and …
📖 Bible 18 Challenge #1: Can You Score 18/18?
Think you know your Bible? 📖 Take our 18-question Bible Challenge and see if you can score a perfect 18/18! Share your score below!
Acts Bible Jokes — Prison Breaks and Holy Spirit Humour
Clean, family-friendly jokes inspired by Pentecost, Peter’s prison break, Paul’s shipwrecks, and more — our biggest Bible Jokes collection yet.
Jonah Bible Jokes – Fishy Humour for a Reluctant Prophet
Clean, family-friendly jokes inspired by Jonah’s storm, the great fish, and Nineveh’s repentance — part of Abby’s Hearth Bible Jokes series.
Book of Revelation Jokes – End Times Humour for Christians
A collection of Book of Revelation jokes and end times humour for Christians. Because if you can’t laugh a little while waiting for the Rapture, what are you doing?
God’s Provision and the Chip Bag: A Theological Investigation
What the chip bag can teach Christians about expectation, contentment, and the sneaking suspicion that God’s definition of “full” is different from ours.
The Great Hand Position Debate: Does God Care How You Hold Your Hands
Hands clasped, hands raised, hands in pockets; does it matter? A lighthearted look at prayer hand positions, and what the Bible actually says.
Exodus Bible Jokes — Plagues, Parting Seas, and Puns
Clean, family-friendly jokes inspired by baby Moses, the burning bush, the plagues, and the Red Sea — part of Abby’s Hearth Bible Jokes series.
Daniel Bible Jokes – Clean Humour from the Lion’s Den
Clean, family-friendly jokes inspired by Daniel’s lion’s den and fiery furnace — part of Abby’s Hearth Bible Jokes series for a little midweek cheer.
Genesis Bible Jokes That’ll Make You Smile (In the Beginning…)
These are family-friendly jokes hat have been inspired by the stories in the Book of Genesis. They’re perfect for Sunday school, family devotions, or just a little midweek cheer.
30 Luke Gospel Jokes (Clean Bible Humor)
Explore 30 faith-filled Luke jokes, from Zacchaeus to the Prodigal Son, mixing one-liners and Q&A for clean, shareable Bible humor.
God, Do You Know We’re Trusting You? (A Slightly Panicked Faith Check)
Sometimes trusting God looks less like peaceful surrender and more like a yellow warning sign. A honest, funny, and real look at what faith actually feels like in the waiting.
What Christians Should Know About the Jewish Feasts (And Why They Still Matter)
The seven Jewish feasts in the Bible aren’t just Jewish history. They’re a prophetic calendar pointing straight to Jesus. Here’s what every Christian should know about them.
Numbers Bible Jokes — 40 Years of Wilderness Humour
Clean, family-friendly jokes inspired by Israel’s wilderness wandering, manna, and Moses’s patience — part of Abby’s Hearth Bible Jokes series.
Esther Bible Jokes — From the Palace Gate to Purim
Clean, family-friendly jokes inspired by Esther’s courage, Mordecai’s faithfulness, and Haman’s very bad week — part of Abby’s Hearth Bible Jokes series.
James Bible Jokes (Faith, Works & the Tongue)
Enjoy these clean James Bible jokes on faith and works, taming the tongue, and trials — witty one-liners perfect for sharing or Bible study.
23 Funny Proverbs Jokes (Clean Bible Humor)
Looking for clean, faith-filled humor? Enjoy 37 Proverbs jokes and Q&A one-liners inspired by Solomon’s wisdom, perfect for sharing or Bible study.
24 Things People Believe Are in the Bible, But Aren’t
From three wise men to the forbidden apple, these popular Bible “facts” aren’t in Scripture. A growing list of surprising misconceptions Christians believe.
Learning to Be Content in the Waiting Season
A waiting season ca be quiet, stretching and uncomfortable in ways that are hard to explain. But is not a delay from God. The waiting is not wasted time.
28 Bible-based Declarations to Encourage You
Through the trials of life, it’s always good to have a favorite quote or declaration to lean on. Here are just a few bible-based declarations from our favorite pastors and friends.
40 Kingdom Quotes That Make You Smile
A list of kingdom quotes that make us smile and lighten up our days. We hope they make you smile too.
21 Christian Marriage Quotes Plus Some More
Favorite marriage quotes to warm your heart, some about Christian marriage and some general.
55 of My Favorite Christian Quotes
I collect a lot of books, especially Christian books, and then some more. And then I have diaries for prayer, and diaries for dreams and visions, and some diaries where I make a …
Rejoice! Choice…
The Word was with God,In the beginning was The Word.Why is it that millenia laterMany have yet not heard? Of the blood that was poured?The sacrifice that was made?The debt that was forgiven& the …
A Word for My Son
This I what I heard from HS for my friend Phil while praying at night. This is posted with his permission. Maybe it will resonate with you too.
Beyond the Veil – Intimacy With Jesus
A few weeks ago my prophetic friend Rebecca told me that she had a vision of me peeping behind the veil of a curtain. What she didn’t know at the time was that …
Rest in Me – Poem HS Gave Me for A friend
Sometimes when I pray, HS gives me specific words for friends. Of course, those words are very personal, so I can’t share those. But sometimes, there are sometimes words that I get as …